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Name: Leonardite
State: North Dakota
Birthday: 1/24/1984
Gender: Male


Interests: music, girls, surfing, sports, walrus hunting, having fun LOL!!!!!
Expertise: Rigging the main sail on a 1600's era pinnace
Occupation: Archduke of Romania


Website: visit my website
AIM: thomasdolbyrocks44
Yahoo: None.......yet!!!!!!


Member Since: 2/31/2002

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Saturday, March 27, 2004



Sunday, March 21, 2004

Let's get this straight Jenn, and this is my 2ND time to correct you -- I have a 30 inch waist!.. and 13.5" arms... so yeah, don't get that messed up again!! While I'm at it, my max bench is 165, and my current weight is 136... so you guys can do the math!! I'll be posting pics of myself up soon!

Bruce says: "165 pounds above a 135 pound frame? That is just silly good! I'll check tomorrow after Will & Grace to see if your pictures are up, you crazy fool!












Friday, March 19, 2004

Today I called work to see if they could give away my ridiculous 4 hour shift for tomorrow so I could stay home and work on my essays -- they said NO. oh god!

Yeah, what in the world were they thinking? The fact that they won't let you out of your slave laboresque FOUR hour trip to the gulag on less than a day's notice makes them about as evil as people who steal babies and download music illegally.

Wednesday, March 17, 2004

Update: Music on my site has been shut down so that access to my website can be made in public areas without worry of the music playing -- ie. in libraries, at school, on laptops, etc... We'll see how it goes!!

Well, apparently the music is back because I had my headphones on when visiting the page and I don't ever recall Maynard James Keenan sing these lyrics:

"This is Murphy Lizzle
On a Jazze production shizzle
My nizzle, AHAAYY!"

Wednesday, March 17, 2004

On this day, our calorie-counting couch potato posted some quiz type thing (A quiz thing in a blog? I was as shocked as you are.) Basically you had to find your birthday and then it told you what kind of person you are. Here's mine:

"You are a smart and loving person, except when it comes to tolerating stupid things. You are not very good at listening to morons unless you are doing so to put it on public display on your website later. But your personal hygiene is beyond reproach."

In case you were curious, I also looked up yours, but it said something about sending a lot of money to me and I figured you could figure that out on your own.


Friday, March 5, 2004

Yes, the Golden Age for me... the days where I'd open up the place all by myself... I'd eat some soup for breakfast... or I'd go over to the neighbouring harvey's for any of the lovely ladies to cook me up some sausage or bacon club sandwiches... Sure I was chubbier back then... with all that food around you it's almost inevitable!!!... but it was the good times........ it WAS FAMILY... and I swear if you ask anyone -- and I MEANT ANYONE -- that worked at my swiss would most definitely agree!! There were ALWAYS girls to hit on, there were always fun times with the guys... sure it was stressful on some days... but at the end of the day we were happy! We could ALWAYS talk -- that's the key... we were allowed to talk ALL we wanted...... I was NEVER told "don't talk"... "don't bla"... etc... well occasionally I may have been yelled at cuz I got lazy and food may have got cold... but what I enjoyed the most was talking!!... and at my current job... WE CAN'T TALK.... WHICH SUCKS TO HELL.... sure I can talk with 'customers'... but who the fuck wants to! NOT ME! Well I know that's what they are paying me for... but don't they realize by restricting me from talking just makes me REBELIOUS.... you know? tit for tat! they restrict my chatter.... I GET BACK.... WITH A VENGENCE!

Okay, I didn't read any of that and I don't think you should either. But I just put it there to illustrate what the internet would be like if every web-based "author" thought so little of those around him that his content was displayed in a clusterfuck of text like that.

Language Skills: Narcissus' avoidance of eating whole animals in one sitting has given him below average mastery of the English language. Still, most of it is spelled semi-correctly which makes him the William Shakespeare of the blog world.
Blog Appearance:The standard black background blog isn't so bad, but the Murphy Lee song starting over and over again on every page made me want to lace his protein drinks with cyanide.
Final Thoughts:This guy is apparently a busy college student, or so he tries to pretend. Of course, if he didn't waste time writing in a stupid web diary he wouldn't have to cancel his four-hour marathon work day to watch movies and starve himself.


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