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Name: Leonardite
State: North Dakota
Birthday: 1/24/1984
Gender: Male


Interests: music, girls, surfing, sports, walrus hunting, having fun LOL!!!!!
Expertise: Rigging the main sail on a 1600's era pinnace
Occupation: Archduke of Romania


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Member Since: 2/31/2002

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Friday, March 26, 2004



Friday, March 12, 2004
Oh so swim suits are out..yay.. bet you'd never think you'd hear me being excited about that one. Well I am..maybe that is becuase I can ACTUALLY wear some of them hehe. I haven't quite decided yet if I want to get a two piece, well I really do want one but I am not sure yet if I have progressed to the "bikini level"..ya ya I am a dork. If I do get one it will probably be like the tube top kind or tank top that cover most of your tummy...then again who knows with me. Well I think I have said way too much in this entry than you prob wanted to hear or shall I say read so I am gonna go find some food cuz I'm straving. Have a good rest of break and let me know your opinion on my swim suit issue and you can be brutally honest, it's cool :)

As with all your postings, nobody responded, so let me take the liberty to say that there are certain orcas that would look better in a bikini than you. I'd be more worried about getting over your "straving" problem than whether you should show two rolls or three.

Thursday, February 26, 2004
The Pefect Man

The perfect man is gentle, Never cruel or mean. He has a beautiful smile and keeps his face so clean.

The perfect man likes children and will raise them by your side. He will be a good father as well as a good husband to his bride.

The perfect man loves cooking, cleaning and vacuuming too. He'll do anything in his power to convey his feelings of love for you.

The perfect man is sweet, writing poetry from your name. He's a best friend to you mother and kisses away your pain.

He has never made you cry or hurt you in any way. Oh fuck this stupid poem, the perfect man is gay!

The perfect man has been and always will be Curt "Mr. Perfect" Hennig. And if he wasn't dead, I'm sure that he'd Perfectplex your back into sixteen pieces for suggesting otherwise.



Sunday, February 15, 2004
Sorry I haven't written anything in a while. Been kinda busy with school and what not. So last thursday I went and did something a little crazy ok so it was a lot crazy.. I got my belly button pierced.

"Tonight's top story, crazed college freshman pierces her belly button! Here's Jed Jingabottom with more.

Thank you, Ron. People looked on in horror today as an eighteen year-old girl opened up an entire can of whoop ass on her naval and had the bastard pierced. People were said to be running out of the mall fleeing for their lives and as one survivor put it, "the bitch was out to end us all with her psychotic ways."

In other news, a minor disturbance was noticed at the 1st National Bank where a man wearing nothing but a jock strap stuffed five people into a wood chipper. On to Mike with the weather, sounds like we are going to have a nice warm spell over the next few days..."





Language Skills: afnaeangel8 is pretty proficient with standard English words such as "dog", "the", and "hang-glider", but words like "starving" and "Kroger" are clearly throwing her for a loop. Hopefully the English professor at Southern Illinois "Universtiy" will get this corrected.
Blog Appearance:I didn't want to throw up while looking at it. That puts this one ahead of 85% of all other existing blogs, including the mock blog design I use for this section.
Final Thoughts:She tries to pass herself as being quite the hot item with the guys, but her resistance to wearing a two-piece swimsuit for the first time leads me pretty much to believe that these guys she hangs out with are in the "ThIs RoOm iS FoR HoTt TeEnS OnLy!!!!" chat room at Yahoo.com.


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