Federal Reservations Everybody likes the entities we're involved with to flex their proverbial muscles and give a display of power every once in awhile. It's the reason why we like our football teams to win bowl games and our girlfriends to get boob jobs. That's what makes it really hard when the institution that controls all of the money to my name shows up in the parade with a golf cart and a sign that someone barely bothered to tie. Look at this shitmobile. Banking here might be the worst financial decision I've ever made in my life, and I once built a model airplane out of twenty dollar bills in a casino bathroom. Next -->...