![]() Anybody paying attention knew the parade was in trouble when the mayor of the town came out in this elaborate "float." Completely decorated during a test of the Emergency Broadcast System, Mayor Ryan Johnson's entry was community pride on four tiny wheels. It's important to point out that the mayor is the one bored in the passenger seat, not the guy waving amicably to the crowd. A really nice touch would have been if someone had entered a "RECALL JOHNSON" float to run right behind it. It wouldn't have even been that hard to do, since I could have just scrawled those words on my chest as the mayor rolled by and still put more work into my entry than he did his. |