Living in a Van, Down by the...For that one bus trip a year, it would be way more exciting if the team just crammed into Tucker's tailgating machine, which believe it or not, is an authentic Dodge Ram van from no earlier than 1978. And while the high-rolling buses might have had the expert detailing of a professional painter on their exteriors, the soft brush strokes of Dutch Boy on this baby is enough to make even the blindest of jazz musicians jealous of its beauty.
Most commentators in our relative partying poverty would say that they would be much happier with the simplicity and quintessentially college charm of the blue collar van. I say these people are full of shit. Yeah yeah, I get the fun of it all and true, I'm scoring a few jokes on this very page.
"But no, please don't make me get on that forty foot beacon of opulence and eat dry food in a warm seat and watch football. I'd much rather sit out here and try to cook the meat on the grill fast enough before it freezes or floats away."