Um...This obnoxiously painted vehicle is supposed to elicit a response of "Dude, that's so cool." But right now you're definitely looking at this page and thinking "That has to be the gayest paint job in North Dakota" and I have to agree with you; this really IS even gayer than that Mazda in Bismarck with the illustrated history of reach-arounds painted on the hood.
What this is supposed to be is an advertisement for Acres of Terror, the annual October fun (lame) house that charges people $30 to walk through a field and see a guy with a chain saw. I love where I come from, but besides the merchandise in the Country Club pro shop, there's nothing in town worth $30, especially a bunch of illiterate slobs in shitty rubber masks in the middle of a field. Would you fork over money to anyone who had the horrible taste to paint a vehicle like that? Better yet, why are you taking financial advice from a guy who invests his money in an institution where a limp banner and an EZ-Go are the ammunition it chooses to entice future clients?