Neil says:

If your communist friend was any more excited in that picture, she’d be wearing a green wig and size 24 shoes. I've seen guys who just got hit in the balls that are enjoying themselves more than her.

Dan says:

Hey, kid, the only reason Svetlana helped your stupid little gymnastics club is because she a cracked-out slut and had to serve community service. Plus, your coach “Kiki” has probably been a stripper since she was 18.