Neil says:

Stop trying to rationalize the fact that you have no athletic talent. Itís bad enough that you decided to tell the world about your dearth of talent, but then you had to drag others into it. Iím sure you werenít too surprised when twenty guys kicked your ass after school and your girlfriend embarrassed you in an arm-wrestling contest.

Dan says:

Let me tell you why Katie made the team. See, certain people are born with disorders. This coach is an obvious pedophile. He enjoys young cute girls. Now, Iím not saying he will break any laws, but he just likes looking at young cute girls. There is nothing wrong with that, though. I once helped spearhead a Girl Tournament and like 6 of the top 8 were 14 years old.