Neil says:

Seriously, Sports Illustrated, youíve ruined this kidís life. First of all, thereís no way that this kid would ever think that tackling is a bad thing on his own. The estrogen inserts that you included with each magazine clearly have caused irreparable harm. And now you print the kidís darkest hour. I hope youíre fucking happy with yourself, SI for Kids, itís your fault that he now wears a dress and is an interior decorator.

Dan says:

Ryan, lets face it. You are gay. Donít worry about it. Iím guessing you didnít invent SlamBall, either.