Neil says: Damn, now I understand it. The junior high football team I coach lost more games than we won last year and I couldn’t figure out why. But apparently it was the crack cocaine that we all smoked together before the contests and at halftime. I didn’t realize that the coach could say “no” until I read your letter. Thank you for that epiphany. Dan says: I really support the idea that you shut your dirty mouth. Let me tell you what happened to Kathy in the next eight years. When she went to high school the next year, she got drunk and realized that it is awesome. Then she went overboard, started using meth, and spent her 21st birthday in jail. She still hasn’t graduated from high school and is a $25 whore, which isn’t rock bottom, but it’s close.