Neil says:

I also thought wrestling was fake at one time, John. Then I went to my first wrestling event at the local fairgrounds. I told the guy who used to wrestle as “Doink” that wrestling was fake. He got this weird look in his eye and said, “So it’s fake, huh? Is this fake you son-of-a-bitch!?!” Then he went over and gave one of the midget wrestlers piledrivers until he was dead. I’ve got to admit that it was pretty scary, especially with the victim screaming and all, yet at the same time it was perversely entertaining.

Dan says:

I think national Bible trivia contests are fake. I’m sure you’ve competed in one of those before, John.

Dan is referring to this picture, which was found through the mystical powers of Google.