Neil says: I am speechless. I can’t believe that a letter like this would be written at all, much less from a teenage boy. Nobody with a penis that’s always been a penis thinks that cheerleading is as grueling as football. Also, football injuries are often gross and unsettling, whereas cheerleading injuries are always hilarious and loads of fun for the crowd. Dan says: John, you little bitch. I’m guessing John got the shit beat out of him every other day the 15 years of his life. He makes a weak case in his letter and doesn’t support his main fact that cheerleading should be a pro sport, which is such a ridiculous comment that I can’t comprehend it. You know what John, getting your ass beat also takes a lot of energy, so by your standards you are playing a sport when you get beat up. It is the only one you will ever be a part of.