Neil says: This was pretty mean of Sports Illustrated for Kids. Who was the sadist who, in between ordering the latest Sheryl Swoopes biography and Wimbledon poetry contest, decided to go forward with this. "Hey, I have an idea. Obviously the question we're going to ask the kids blows, so let's pick on the person who is least likely to have seen sports, the shy immigrant girl! Who knows what wacky answers will spill out of her mouth! And wouldn't it be a riot if she answers in SPANISH!?" Now she's on a website. Pat yourselves on the back, bigots. Dan says: If any parent should be embarrassed it should be yours. Not just because you are socially inept and semi-retarded, but because they named you ‘Marybell.'